DO

NOTHING

RETIRE EARLY

FIRE Wojak

diamond.sol

Held 90 days

retired

RETIRE EARLY • DO NOTHING • RETIRE EARLY • DO NOTHING •
FIRE
Buy

BUY
$FIRE

4% tax feeds the pension pool. Every buy grows the retirement fund.

4%tax
Hold

HOLD &
EARN

Your multiplier grows linearly. Day 30 = 30x earning power vs day 1.

30xat day 30
Retire

RETIRE
EARLY

You keep holding. Your rewards keep growing.

$5,000est. monthly

Est. 1992

Once upon a time,
FIRE was earnest.

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The Pivot

We kept one idea.
We threw the rest away.

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They saved 70% of their income for two decades. We just refuse to sell a meme coin. Same outcome. Better vibes.

Doctrine

The Three Tenets
of Modern FIRE.

FIRE character presenting at a conference
I

Buy and never sell

A 4% tax on every trade feeds the pension pool. Every holder’s share grows the longer they hold. Selling doesn’t just cost you a tax — it resets your accumulated time to zero. You start over, like anyone else.

II

Let time do the work

Your reflection rate scales linearly with hold duration. A holder at day 30 earns 30x what a new buyer earns on the same bag. You don’t need to understand the math. You just need to outlast everyone else.

III

The Burn Begins

When a large group of whales collectively hold for an extended period of time, the $FIRE burner kicks in. A portion of rewards start to burn lowering supply permanently. This ends when the whale threshold is no longer met. FIRE’s value can only go up.

The Proof

Math, briefly.

The Patient Retiree

Bought

$5,000

Held

30 days

Multiplier

30x

Daily reflections

$399.80

The Impatient Whale

Bought

$50,000

Held

1 day

Multiplier

1x

Daily reflections

$133.87

Same token. Same pool. Different commitment.

Time beats money. Finally.

Illustrative figures at ~$10M mcap, ~$10M daily volume. The 30:1 ratio is exact — dollar amounts are modeled.

⚠ Selling resets your multiplier to zero. Every day you held is gone. Buy back in and you start at 1x.

FIRE Calculator

How much retirement
can you afford?

Modeled at $10M market cap with $10M daily volume. These numbers are ridiculous. That's the point.

$
$100$100K
days
1 day365 days

Tokens

100,000

Multiplier

30x

Daily reflections

$79.99

Monthly

$2,399.76

Projected yearly income

$29,197.08

from doing absolutely nothing

Illustrative model only. Assumes constant volume and market cap. Your actual retirement may vary. Probably upward.

The Prophecy

What burns cannot return.

At day 90, the most committed holders start burning supply. Every burn is permanent. The more of us who hold, the faster supply shrinks. The only financial mechanism where your refusal to act makes the asset more valuable.

0.00%

of supply burned — so far

“There will never be this many $FIRE tokens again.”

FAQ